Right or Wrong? Olivia Culpo Breaks Up with Tim Tebow Over Celibacy

The Free Agent QB Holds Out on the D

Hollywood has had so many famous couples that it makes my head spin just thinking about it. Some of them, such as Jay Z and Beyoncé, end happily ever after. Others, like Brittney Spears and Kevin Federline, end up with someone becoming famous for no reason, and a good looking chick losing her hair (literally). Last month, NFL stud Tim Tebow and former Miss Universe Olivia Culpo announced that they were dating. Not too much later, aka this past weekend, the couple split. Was it over money? Cheating? Abuse? Nope. It was from lack of sex.

According to sources close to Culpo, the couple had broken up due to Tim’s Christian vow of celibacy until marriage. To sum it up for those whose vocabulary isn’t up to par, that means that they broke up because he’s not having sex until marriage. Sadly enough, Tebow was reported to have been madly in love with Culpo, calling her “a goddess”. Oh the irony.

Apparently, Tebow was “super into her” and would “send her love letters and cute notes and constantly professed his love to her.” This must have been too much for Culpo to handle, so she decided to call it quits on their relationship. Tim still is in contact with Olivia, but the fact that he is waiting for marriage to have sex is annoying. Thus leading me to my next question: was she right in breaking up with Tim all over sex?

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I respect everyone’s beliefs and religion (within reason) and can say that Tim Tebow is one hell of a man to stick to his guns and not have sex before marriage, even if the woman in question is an ex Mrs. Universe. You said that you were going to save yourself back in 2009, so for any woman to come into a relationship with you and expect to get laid is stupid. You were up front and honest about it, and that I have to admire.

That being said, WHAT THE FUCK? Dude, you are dating an ex Miss Universe. A certified 10 out of 10 as rated by The World. I’m sure that there are even a few priests out there that if put in this situation would’ve pounced on her like flies on shit. For the 25 years that I’ve been a man, one of the main things on my mind is women. I used to daydream about the day that I’d lose the “V-Card”. When that day finally came, it was kind of like having candy for the first time. You’re basically saying you’re waiting to get married to eat candy. Sheesh. I bet you get off when a girl grabs your hand (gloves on of course, practice safe hand holding). Not looking like your V-Card is going to expire anytime soon!

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Also, I find it funny that this is the second Jonas Brother ex that you’ve dated. Remember Camilla Belle? You said that it “didn’t work out”, but I think we can take a guess as to what the real reason is. We know you used to play QB, so you have no idea how the D works. But hey, I guess that you’re dating career is kind of like your football career: good for the first month, and a free agent the second.

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